1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,420 What is the fu-- What is the fu-- 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,250 ♪ What is the future... ♪ 3 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:07,500 ♪ What is the fu-- What is the fu-- ♪ 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,130 ♪ What is the future? ♪ 5 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:12,130 ♪ Theme song playing ♪ 6 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:13,880 ♪ What is the future... ♪ 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,410 News! Bad! 8 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,660 We're bankrupt. 9 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:47,380 Oh, I borrowed money to invest in Bitcoin. 10 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,750 Then the price crashed, and I sold at a huge loss. 11 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,210 We're ruined! 12 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:55,840 Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were watching TV. 13 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,350 The tragic impact destroyed the planet Klarg, 14 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,270 along with its 50 billion inhabitants. 15 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,140 In other news, Morbo, guess what's back? 16 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,020 - The planet Klarg? - Nope! 17 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,770 The price of Bitcoin! 18 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,860 Uh, wha?! 19 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:14,150 The virtual "money" is soaring once again, 20 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:16,570 leading to a high-tech gold rush. 21 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:19,160 Prospectors are heading west, where cheap, 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,950 filthy electricity beckons the desperate. 23 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:24,790 This gives me a desperate idea! 24 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:26,370 Haven't you learned that Bitcoin 25 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:28,670 is just a pyramid scheme for rubes? 26 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:30,460 Yes, and my plan 27 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:33,050 is to exploit those rubes! 28 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:38,010 You see, the new mining chips are made from element 81, 29 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:41,390 thallium, a rare element found out west. 30 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:43,520 I plan to actually mine it, 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,560 then sell it to the Bitcoin "miners." 32 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,400 It's a sure way to repay my loan brokers. 33 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:55,240 Yo. We're also leg brokers. 34 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,150 Goodbye, Robot Mafia! 35 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:05,910 The Bitcoin mines are using such colossal amounts of power 36 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,080 that it's ionizing the atmosphere. 37 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,380 We'll need to land and drive the rest of the way. 38 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:13,750 I'll set her down on the Donner trail. 39 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:21,140 It's a good thing we brought the oxen. Usually, we don't. 40 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,760 I've never been out west before, 41 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,850 but I'm learning a lot from these Borax Kid action books. 42 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:27,520 I'm robbing this vault 43 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,020 and ain't no ionic compound gonna stop me! 44 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,980 Freeze, Maxwell's Demon. 45 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:34,530 I'd advise you to drop those gold molecules. 46 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:38,450 The Borax Kid! I'm gonna pump you full of lead. 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,580 You know, 'round these parts, folks don't think things. 48 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,620 They reckon them. And instead of an idiot, 49 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,450 I'll be known as a galoot! 50 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,540 - Isn't this scenery spectacular, Dwight? - Uh-huh. 51 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:54,340 Your mother thought you'd enjoy some fresh air for once. 52 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,210 She sure was wrong. 53 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,970 Well, anyway, I'm really looking forward 54 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,430 to some quality father-son time. 55 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:02,680 With who? 56 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,480 Ah, crypto country. 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,100 There's thallium in them thar hills! 58 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,520 Priceless, toxic thallium. 59 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,610 Um, is this thallium? 60 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:23,320 Oh my, yes! High-grade ore! 61 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,660 Um, Professor? Toxic. 62 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,160 Relax. They're my prospecting teeth. 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,830 Oh, quit your chattering. We're almost there. 64 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,340 Welcome to Doge City! 65 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,880 Looks like you got seven hornswogglers and a galoot! 66 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,100 Woo-hoo! We made it! 67 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,430 It's pretty lawless out here in crypto country, 68 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,140 so put on your protective headgear. 69 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:55,730 Hiya! 70 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:13,670 Kind of old-fashioned for a town built on high-speed computation. 71 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,040 Well, every watt of electricity 72 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,670 goes to the Bitcoin mining computers. 73 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,840 For everyone else, 74 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:23,050 it's practically like living in the Old West. 75 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:25,050 Old West. Got it. 76 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,930 Until we stake our claim and strike it rich, 77 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,890 keep in mind, we're bankrupt. 78 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:33,560 So we'll all need to do Old West stuff to get by. 79 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,520 Old West. Got it. 80 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,330 Welcome, friends. What'll you have? 81 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,040 Your freest beverage. We're very poor. 82 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,870 Gotcha. I'll just mix all the unfinished drinks together and start a tab. 83 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:58,290 - She seems nice. - At times, yes. 84 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:01,300 Though her mood fluctuates like the price of Bitcoin. 85 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,840 And don't come back till you settle your tab! 86 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,550 Though, I do regret hurting you. I tell you what. 87 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:10,970 Go see the girls in the back room. It's on me. 88 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:12,470 - Girls? - Yep. 89 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:15,350 Delilah runs a house of ill repute in back. 90 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,440 "Ill"? You mean a hospital? 91 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,810 I mean a cathouse. 92 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:19,940 A pet store? 93 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:20,980 A brothel. 94 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,440 A soup kitchen?! 95 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,780 Yeah. A soup kitchen. 96 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:32,910 Whoa! Who's that? 97 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:35,910 - A psychotic killer, that's who! - Get down! 98 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,670 Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? 99 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,380 I thought you were more of a knife guy. 100 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,960 Out here in the West, I need something shootier. 101 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,260 Like this gun-knife I invented-stole! 102 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:48,300 Where's that beer I ordered-didn't order?! 103 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:51,220 You didn't order a-- 104 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:54,600 Say, you're new in town and low on cash. 105 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,940 You interested in a job as a barmaid and/or a prostitute? 106 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:01,860 Um, I'm not sure Leela has the skills to be a barmaid. 107 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,110 Gimme the tray! 108 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,360 Alright, up next, our final item. 109 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,700 This burro is in near-mint condition. 110 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:14,120 Perfect for hauling Bitcoin, light housework, or just abusing. 111 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,700 Bidders? Bidders? Do I have any bidders? 112 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,960 Twelve-millionths of a Bitcoin! 113 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,540 - Twelve micro-Bitcoin. - Do I hear 13? Thirteen, 13? 114 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:21,960 Not from me, you don't! 115 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,960 - Fifteen! - I always wanted to own a racehorse. 116 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,510 That's a donkey, Bender. 117 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:29,010 Donkeys are just ugly horses, Amy. 118 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:31,220 Sold to the zoologist over there! 119 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:34,010 Oh! I'm gonna call him Rusty. 120 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,970 Good 'cause that's his name! 121 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,860 Ah! This looks like a good place to make camp. 122 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,650 Doesn't it look like a good place to make camp? 123 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:48,450 - It looks stupid. - This whole trip is stupid. 124 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,700 You're stupid, Pops! 125 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,120 I appreciate your constructive criticism, son. 126 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,080 I wish Roberto were my dad. 127 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,160 He's cooler than a green snake smoking a sugar cane vape. 128 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,870 No self-respecting green snake would do that! 129 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,510 Kind sir, could you assay this nugget? 130 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:14,470 By my tooth test, I estimate it's 0.3% thallium. 131 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:18,430 - Tooth test? - Balderweeds. 132 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:21,140 Let's see what my metallurgical analyzer says. 133 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:26,190 0.3% thallium. 134 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,730 Hoo-hoo, boy! 135 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:30,400 I'll give you 100 micro-Bitcoin for it. 136 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,780 But weed a million times that amount or we're gonna get clamped! 137 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,740 Robot Mafia, huh? Eh. 138 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:40,120 Well, maybe there's some thallium in that there chassis of yours. 139 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,080 Assay my shiny metal ass! 140 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:50,880 0.0000... 141 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,010 Tain't even worth melting down. 142 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,760 Well then, perhaps my ass might be of value to you 143 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,140 in some other way? 144 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,930 Eh, it might make a good frying pan, 145 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,560 but fried food makes me cackle. 146 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,400 We'll just sell you the nugget. 147 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:10,570 May I ask who turns the thallium into microchips? 148 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,570 I'm an all-in-one operation. 149 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:15,660 My motto is, "He who smelts it, dealts it!" 150 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,880 Pop one of those in a high-end server, and blam! 151 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,380 You're mining crypto. 152 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,380 Ooh, lookie there! Found another Bitcoin! 153 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,430 Aw, dog dumplings. 154 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,260 It's just a danged Ethereum. 155 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,890 Hello, I'm Zoidberg. 156 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,770 Like you, I'm a doctor. 157 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,520 So, uh, what's your survival rate? 158 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,810 Pretty high. I'm a psychiatrist. 159 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:50,530 Got a patient coming 'round for anger management about now. 160 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:55,110 - Hiya, Doc. - Boy, it's been a stressful week. 161 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:57,030 What's with the jumbo prawn? 162 00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,280 A colleague. Mind if he sits in? 163 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,950 Yes, I do mind! 164 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:04,080 I value doctor-patient confidentiality! 165 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,840 Patang! DOCTOR: Ah! 166 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:20,510 So, how's business? 167 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,390 - Disappointing. - I only got 30 cents in tips 168 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,690 and one request to visit the back room. 169 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,770 I mean, I wouldn't go, but it's nice to be asked. 170 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:31,440 Can you think of anything I can do to look sluttier? 171 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,440 Nope. 172 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,110 Look! The Borax Kid! 173 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:37,030 And his sidekick Mumbles! 174 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:40,030 You know he's not actually a hero like in his books, right? 175 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:43,000 He's a poker cheat and a low-down base mineral. 176 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,830 Wow. The Borax Kid. 177 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,710 Excuse me, Mr. Kid. 178 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:51,300 My name is Fry, and I'm a big fan of your young adult adventures. 179 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,590 Oh, really? Uh, do you play poker? 180 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:56,010 Yeah, but I was warned not to play poker with you. 181 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,260 Well, then how about a hand of Colorado Chump? 182 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,760 As long as it's not poker. 183 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,560 So what are you doing here? 184 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,980 Fighting evil or just helping townspeople? 185 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,810 Not much money in helping folks. 186 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,690 Double chump. You lose. 187 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,480 I heard the Borax Kid's in town. 188 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,240 Come on out here, Kid! 189 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,530 Mumbles, go see what all that fuss is about. 190 00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:19,950 And wear my signature hat. 191 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:24,870 Pa-pow-pow! 192 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,960 Mumbles is dead! 193 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:36,050 Don't argue with me, Mumbles. I'm the town doctor. 194 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:39,720 Well, shucks. My sidekicks seem to be dying right regular. 195 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,640 And in gruesome fashion. 196 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,140 Care to be my new sidekick? 197 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,890 - Really? - Do I get to die in your next book? 198 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,980 Page three. 199 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,100 Then you got yourself a galoot. 200 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,860 Nice camp. Is this my tent? 201 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,860 No. You only come in to tidy up. 202 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:01,200 There's just enough room for me and my private library there. 203 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,870 Can I sleep in the library? 204 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,740 I'd like to say yes, but then it wouldn't be private. 205 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,250 This place has too much outdoors! 206 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,250 It's all bugs and no Wi-Fi. 207 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,380 Don't get your dreads in a knot, son. 208 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:16,840 Any more than they're supposed to be. 209 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,260 How about a father-son limbo break? 210 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,970 I hate limbo, Dad! Limbo is stupid. 211 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,180 Limbo stupid? Where did I go wrong? 212 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:28,310 Probably when you took up limbo. 213 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,810 From what I'm hearing, it's stupid. 214 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:34,190 Bender! Where are the shovels I asked you to pack? 215 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,690 Oh, you said shovels? 216 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,940 I thought you said take a break and do nothing. 217 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:40,650 - Hm. - Then we'll just have to find thallium 218 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:43,700 the old-fashioned way. By panning. 219 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,370 Panning? With what? 220 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,750 Sometimes, I think a detachable ass 221 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,960 is more a curse than a blessing. Come on, Rusty. 222 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,220 ♪ We're just a guy with no ass ♪ 223 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,510 ♪ And his ass ♪ 224 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:08,430 ♪ Assin' it up under an asinine sky ♪ 225 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:12,390 ♪ Assin' to the tumbleweeds as we ass by ♪ 226 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,520 ♪ Yodeling a cowboy tune ♪ 227 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,860 ♪ But, not yet! ♪ 228 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,610 ♪ People sass me on my ass as we pass ♪ 229 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:23,530 ♪ They say, wouldn't it be better if my ass rode me? ♪ 230 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,820 ♪ They tell me I outweigh my ass ♪ 231 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,740 ♪ By a factor of three ♪ 232 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,040 ♪ So, I punch 'em and I kick their ♪ 233 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,580 ♪ Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo ♪ 234 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:36,040 ♪ harmonizing braying ♪ 235 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,420 ♪ Ass, butt, rear-end, ass ♪ 236 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:39,960 ♪ Yodel-ay hee hoo-- ♪ 237 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:44,050 What the? Rusty! No! 238 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,810 Oh, why didn't I listen to my own song?! 239 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,980 Get yourself tuned or get outta town, you overgrowed teletype machine. 240 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,900 Eh, shut your cackling trap! 241 00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:05,990 Cram that racket! 242 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,780 This is a nice, quiet saloon with attached bordello. 243 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,960 You handle the menfolk pretty well. 244 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,670 But mess with my customers again, 245 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,670 and I'll kill you in your sleep! 246 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,130 Lovin' the boots. 247 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,630 Um, have you considered seeing someone 248 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:23,010 - about your mood swings? - No! 249 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,550 But it is a good idea. 250 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,010 Mr. Roberto? 251 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,390 Folks call me Amarillo Dwight. 252 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:35,390 On account of I wrote a geography report on it. 253 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,020 Done got me a "A." 254 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:40,270 How's about you and me team up and rob stuff? 255 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,610 - What are you, like, 11? - Twelve. 256 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:45,610 - Close enough. - I need a kid for a job I'm planning. 257 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,110 See that stagecoach? 258 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,660 It's taking a USB stick 259 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,290 with a company's weekly haul of Bitcoin credentials 260 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,450 to a bank in San Francisc-y. 261 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:57,790 Only, they ain't never gonna reach San Francisc-y. 262 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,710 Why not? They using Apple Maps? 263 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,340 Not one patient. 264 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,760 Not even a case of splinters to treat with my bone saw. 265 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,270 Thanks, robot, but I couldn't eat a thing right now. 266 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,940 Can you save him, Doc? 267 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:24,070 If it's something that can be cured by a bone saw! 268 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,740 I'll need anesthetic! 269 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,990 Get me a bottle of animal whiskey! 270 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:30,990 Ha-ha! 271 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,660 They see a cute kid lying in the road, 272 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,500 stagecoach gotta stop. 273 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,580 Then I jump out and stab 'em! 274 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,500 Bang! 275 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,210 But, won't that be, like, murder? 276 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,380 'Cause colleges look at stuff like that. 277 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,380 - Here they come! - Shut up and look cute. 278 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,480 Guess you ain't as cute as I thought. 279 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,240 The West can be dangerous at night, Leela, 280 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,150 so thanks for walking me home. 281 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,740 - Don't worry. The Kid will save us, right? - Right. 282 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,540 Better back off, puma. 283 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,460 I think it's actually a cougar. 284 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:23,340 Puma, cougar, whatever! Get him, Kid! 285 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,900 Or a mountain lion. You know, they're really all the same animal. 286 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,010 It seems I bravely shot that catamount 287 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:37,140 just in time after Fry missed. 288 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,890 - Thanks, Kid. - Maybe I was wrong about you. 289 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:43,020 Beautiful ladies are wrong about lots of things. 290 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:48,070 Ah, it's nice to see you two getting along so intimately. 291 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,530 It's hopeless! 292 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,370 There's barely any thallium! 293 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,740 Just worthless gold. 294 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,000 Well, Rusty's good as new! 295 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,710 I performed surgery on Bender's ass! 296 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,620 Zoidberg is the hero! 297 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:06,000 No! Bender's ass is! 298 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,090 I mean his butt ass. 299 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,140 It's so beautiful. 300 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,930 Hey, what's that big rock on it? 301 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:19,220 It's enough thallium to pay off all our debts! 302 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,390 Eh, well, mine, anyway. 303 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,100 Only the assay shop's closed for the night, 304 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,770 and it's getting dark. 305 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,980 We'll have to take turns guarding the nugget 306 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,900 with our lives until morning. 307 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,530 I'd take a shift myself, 308 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:33,700 but I am already in my pajamas. 309 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:43,040 - I steal it. I steal it not. - I steal it... 310 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,420 Gimme the nugget! 311 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:48,300 And the daisy, too. I gotta know how it comes out! 312 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,140 Ah, nature. 313 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:00,060 I hate it. Let's sell that thallium nugget and hit the trail. 314 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,100 Oh, no. The nugget is gone! 315 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,980 And so is Bender. 316 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,060 Eh, wha? 317 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,440 Oh, my gosh! Rusty! 318 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,690 Bray us what happened! 319 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,620 Come on! He's picked up Bender's scent! 320 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,910 His what now? 321 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,340 Back room don't open till church lets out. 322 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,430 It's empty! 323 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,680 This is the worst brothel I've ever seen. 324 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,940 It's an immense Bitcoin mine! 325 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,900 Or an even worse brothel. 326 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,900 - These aren't servers. - They're robot heads! 327 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,490 Someone's using them to mine Bitcoin! 328 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,700 That's actually a pretty reasonable use case for robot heads. But-- 329 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,580 Hey! It's a guy I know. 330 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,160 Are you okay, Bender? 331 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,160 - No, I'm not okay! - That's a stupid question! 332 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,670 I was peacefully stealing your thallium, 333 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,380 when, suddenly-- Ha-ha! 334 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,090 I was kidnapped by our friend from the saloon. 335 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,010 I'm not your friend. 336 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,340 Though, I do like you a lot. 337 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,020 Didn't you ever wonder who was gettin' rich 338 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,270 off all this Bitcoin nonsense? 339 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:30,980 - Never! - Computer servers are expensive, 340 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,780 but robot heads are cheap. Heck, free. 341 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,990 Mining Bitcoin with kidnapped robot heads? 342 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,030 It's pure evil! 343 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:43,080 Hardly. I donate all the proceeds to a local orphanage. 344 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,660 Aw... 345 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,290 But I can't let you tell anyone about my generous scheme, 346 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,790 so I'll have to seal you 347 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,340 in this comfortably air-conditioned warehouse. 348 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,300 Forever! 349 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,050 But I'll drop by every day with snacks. 350 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:58,220 - Aw... - Snacks are good. 351 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:10,810 Huh. 352 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,570 Crypto mining was total hell. 353 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,150 Any number you can think of, 354 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,700 there's a number bigger than that! 355 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,700 So how do we get out of here? 356 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,620 Easy. We'll burrow out! 357 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,450 Burrow! Burrow! 358 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,080 I deserved that. 359 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,920 This tie pin? Why, it was a gift 360 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,460 from my good friend Diamond Jim Diamond. 361 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,510 - That guy who's just a big diamond? - You know him? 362 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,680 Step away from Leela, Kid. 363 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,520 The jig is up! I found your collection 364 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,850 of Buffalo Bill Cobalt novels. 365 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,770 You just copied those and replaced his name with yours! 366 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,190 - What?! - Well, now, 367 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,770 there's nothing illegal about that. 368 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:56,190 Those old stories are public domain. 369 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:59,360 I change up a few words and claim the copyright for myself. 370 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,490 - Ya ever heard of Cinderella? - That is so evil! 371 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,700 I'm calling you out, Kid. 372 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:15,130 I told you, stop that racket! 373 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,800 Not till you stop that damn cackling! 374 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,720 Then I'm callin' you out. 375 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,770 Delilah, you head-napper! 376 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,520 I'm calling you out! 377 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,690 You're on. 378 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,240 - Look out, Fry! - He's got the ace of spades! 379 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,080 That, sir, was my cheatin' hand. 380 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,180 Pops! Get outta there! 381 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:14,690 - I'm too scared! - There's bullets in every dimension! 382 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,730 Hang on! I'm limboing in! 383 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:19,780 You. Play something Jamaican. 384 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,170 Your spine! 385 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,930 It's magnificent! 386 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,800 I take after my dad. 387 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,890 Also, I got run over. Now, follow me! 388 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,240 This gun violence has to end! 389 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,780 Can't we all just agree to use knives? 390 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,030 Ha-ha! 391 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:09,030 Well, shucks. 392 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,200 Ow! 393 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,910 Oops. Sorry, Leela. 394 00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:19,290 Ma'am, I'd be right honored to disinfect your wound 395 00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:21,710 with the kiss of borax. 396 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,550 May I escort you to the brothel, so as you can lie down? 397 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:28,760 I've never been so offended yet slightly flattered! 398 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,600 Then, I reckon I'll be moseying off 399 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,100 to plagiarize another adventure. Ma'am. 400 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,610 Perhaps I could disinfect your wound. 401 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,690 - I'd like that. - Care to escort me to the brothel? 402 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:49,410 It seems, Miss Delilah, you've taken a shot to the bustle. 403 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:53,040 Fortunately, it bounced off your damned thallium nugget. 404 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,040 Here. It's rightfully yours. 405 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,460 Oh! 406 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,040 Well, I'd better go exchange this 407 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,670 for Bitcoin, so I can-- 408 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,590 Pay back the Robot Mafia?! 409 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,590 Exactly. I'll be back in a moment. 410 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,180 And in the meantime, 411 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,180 how would you gents fancy a visit to the back room? 412 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,810 That sounds like something we would enjoy. 413 00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:19,520 I love you, Pops. 414 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,730 And limbo is not entirely stupid. 415 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,440 Oh, son. Neither are you. 416 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:30,450 If we ever get outta here, 417 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:33,990 I'm gonna give this brothel a really bad Yelp review.